Me and my baby
OH MY GOD LOOK AT YOUR DELICIOUS LITTLE FACE. I JUST WANT TO EAT IT WITH MY OWN FACE.
THIS IS WHY I DON’T COME TO VISIT MORE OFTEN, GRANDMA.
O SHT UP. UH JST LUHN YR FCCCCCE.
I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A RETIREMENT HOME SO HARD AND SO FAST THEY’LL HAVE TO DIG YOU OUT OF THE BASEMENT TO FEED YOU.
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my instincts make me freak out because what if the baby falls because the dog freaks out.
but my god, how cute…
When I was this wee I used to have a German Shepherd best friend :) We were inseparable.
German Shepards are pretty damn smart dogs. If you tell them to stay, they’re going to stay until you tell them to move. Nothing short of an intruder is going to make that dog freak out.
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LET ME KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE. YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU.
YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY DRUNK.
DRUNK ON YOUR BEAUTY.
SMELLS LIKE MAKER’S MARK TO ME.
I’M GOING TO MAKE A MARK ON THAT FINE ASS OF YOURS.
I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.
I LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT.
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